If you can't have the real thing— you do all kinds of unreal things.
London, England. Mike, a fifteen-year-old boy, gets a job in a bathhouse, where he meets Susan, an attractive young woman who works there as an attendant.
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as Susan
AliveBorn: April 5, 1946
Age: 80
Willesden, London, England
as Mike
AliveBorn: June 3, 1953
Age: 73
London, England, UK
as Gym Teacher
DeceasedBorn: August 28, 1928
Died: June 9, 2009
Age at death: 80
as Chris
AliveBorn: June 5, 1939
Age: 87
Croydon, Surrey, England
as Bathhouse Female Client #1
DeceasedBorn: October 23, 1931
Died: May 4, 1984
Age at death: 52
as Beata
DeceasedBorn: November 10, 1931
Died: January 17, 2013
Age at death: 81
as Bathhouse Cashier
DeceasedBorn: January 19, 1925
Died: December 27, 2013
Age at death: 88
as Kathy
AliveBorn: April 24, 1950
Age: 76
Frankfurt am Main - Germany
as Angie
AliveBorn: July 10, 1948
Age: 78
Rorschacherberg, Switzerland
as Red Hat Girl
DeceasedBorn: July 23, 1950
Died: August 12, 2026
Age at death: 76
as White Coat Girl
AliveBorn: January 21, 1948
Age: 78
City of London, London, England, UK
as Bathhouse Boiler Room Manager
DeceasedBorn: February 11, 1927
Died: April 12, 2008
Age at death: 81
as Bathhouse Manager
DeceasedBorn: March 20, 1902
Died: October 17, 1971
Age at death: 69
as Cinema Manager
DeceasedBorn: October 11, 1912
Died: April 3, 2004
Age at death: 91
as Young Police Officer
AliveBorn: February 6, 1942
Age: 84
as Cap Boy
AliveBirth date not on record.
as Street Food Cart Manager
DeceasedBorn: July 18, 1930
Died: May 24, 2016
Age at death: 85
as Mike's Father (uncredited)
DeceasedBorn: February 8, 1923
Died: September 1, 1987
Age at death: 64
as Mike's Mother (uncredited)
DeceasedBorn: June 19, 1925
Died: June 30, 1995
Age at death: 70
as Bathhouse Female Client #2 (uncredited)
AliveBorn: January 7, 1938
Age: 88
Kiel, Germany
as Old Police Officer (uncredited)
DeceasedBorn: August 25, 1914
Died: January 16, 1989
Age at death: 74
as Erotic Show Announcer (uncredited)
AliveBorn: January 1, 1936
Age: 90
Southend on Sea, Essex, England, UK
as Tube Passenger With Newspaper (uncredited)
AliveBorn: May 5, 1938
Age: 88
Łódź, Poland
as Sex Film Actress (uncredited)
AliveBirth date not on record.
as Sex Film Actress (uncredited)
AliveBirth date not on record.