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Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
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as Norm Archer
AliveBorn: September 30, 1939
Age: 86
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
as Sensei
Status unavailableWe couldn’t load this person’s details.
as Cock Puncher
AliveBorn: April 10, 1952
Age: 74
Lansing, Michigan, USA
as Dana Dobbs
AliveBorn: October 22, 1967
Age: 58
as Dennis McCormick
AliveBorn: November 8, 1959
Age: 66
San Diego, California, USA
as Michael Bolton
AliveBorn: February 26, 1953
Age: 73
New Haven, Connecticut, USA
as Ahmed
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as White Black Guy Tim
AliveBorn: December 15, 1981
Age: 44
Comox Valley, British Columbia, Canada
as Ivy Leaguer
AliveBorn: August 4, 1968
Age: 58
Busan, South Korea
as Cooking Show Chef
AliveBorn: June 21, 1947
Age: 79
South Pasadena, California, USA
as Wizard Proteus
AliveBorn: March 8, 1970
Age: 56
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
as Rodney Dangerfield
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as Peruvian
AliveBirth date not on record.
Cairo, Egypt
as Kip Kendall
AliveBorn: January 9, 1961
Age: 65
Ohio, USA
as Alzheimers Old Lady
DeceasedBorn: September 27, 1923
Died: January 2, 2005
Age at death: 81
as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
DeceasedBorn: August 5, 1922
Died: February 20, 2010
Age at death: 87
as Producer
AliveBorn: January 1, 1973
Age: 53
London, England, UK
as Typical Neighbor Husband
AliveBirth date not on record.
as Producer
AliveBorn: August 23, 1968
Age: 58
Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA
as Melissa Cherry
AliveBorn: April 20, 1978
Age: 48
as Surgeon General
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as Dibo
Status unavailableWe couldn’t load this person’s details.
as Kenneth Garber
AliveBorn: August 2, 1943
Age: 83
Evanston, Illinois, USA
as The Masses
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as Rapist Lisa
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as Rape Victim Julie
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as Steel Beam Architect
AliveBorn: May 30, 1964
Age: 62
New Orleans, Louisiana, USA
as Line-Up Detective
AliveBorn: March 27, 1956
Age: 70
The Bronx, New York City, New York, USA
as Porn Star
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as Porn Star
AliveBorn: July 24, 1980
Age: 46
Hot Springs, Arkansas, USA
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